DIGGING DEEPER
By Ivan G. Goldman
JUST WHO IS HUNTER BIDEN?
He's a DC lobbyist. With a veep daddy, that makes him an influence peddler. He received a Navy Reserve commission when he was over the max age (Did he go to OCS? Doesn't look like it.) Got discharged for cocaine use, probably under 'honorable' conditions even though other service people get other than honorable discharges for this offense.
For these accomplishments he lands a $600K annual stipend from a sleazy Ukrainian oil company. That's a pretty nice part-time job. Beats driving an Uber. Anyone who thinks the Democratic Party is an antidote
to plutocracy is being foolish
(Please note that I wrote the words above when there was no particular reason to believe Joe Biden would be the Democratic nominee. The words still ring true, but please also note that they don't really reflect poorly on Joe. Joe has seen a wife and two of his children die. He hasn't had a terribly easy life in the personal domain and he probably spoiled Hunter. Under the circumstances it's understandable. Joe himself is not corrupt. He's a good man who's made mistakes, and I intend to vote for him in November.)
DIGGING DEEPER, By Ivan G. Goldman
New York Times best-selling author, Fulbright scholar, Army vet. The Debtor Class (Permanent Press, April 2015) is a 'gripping ...triumphant read,' says Publishers Weekly. A future cult classic with 'howlingly funny dialogue,' says Booklist.
Thursday, September 26, 2019
Wednesday, April 24, 2019
WHAT TO ASK A PRESIDENT WHO RARELY GETS ASKED ANYTHING
DIGGING DEEPER
By Ivan G. Goldman
Trump's tricky. No press conferences. He
just tweets and sometimes replies to questions shouted at him during photo
ops, etc. Obvious questions stack up over time. Here are seven.
1. What’s
the last good book you read?
2. What's that contraption on top of
your head?
3. Now that your daily
intelligence handouts are illustrated like Classic Comics, are you more
comfortable with them?
4. What are your favorite charities?
5. On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being little and 10 quite a bit, how much remorse do you feel for all
the folks you gratuitously insulted, swindled and double-crossed?
6. Define ‘gratuitously.’
7. James Madison, Thomas
Jefferson, John Adams, Ben Franklin, Alexander Hamilton. Which ones became
president?
Wednesday, February 20, 2019
DIGGING DEEPER
By Ivan G. Goldman
One day in 1971 when I was twenty-eight years old a hot apricot pit fell into my lap. It flipped out of my dessert saucer as I ate lunch with my bosses Ben Bradlee, executive editor of The Washington Post, and its now-deceased publisher, Katharine Graham. I was the goalpost, so to speak, and they were on the sidelines, one at each elbow. I’d seen trouble ahead as soon as an otherwise kindly server dished a hot apricot into my saucer. Never before had I been served anything so foreign, and I had no idea how to eat it. As I looked for clues from Bradlee and Graham, (pictured above) I made a wrong move with my spoon and the pit popped into my lap like an enemy grenade. I knew I should do something, but what? As Graham and Bradlee pretended they weren’t watching, the pit chomped its way through my career like Pac-man. After too many moments it finally occurred to me that I should pick the pit up with my fingers and place it in the saucer, which I did. But full recovery took many years. Each time I replayed the event in my mind it made me acutely aware that my father belonged to the Amalgamated Meat Cutters and Butcher Workmen union and I’d graduated from Southern Illinois University — one of those directional schools that had been shaped out of a state-run teachers college.
By Ivan G. Goldman
This is an article that first appeared in the
January/February 2005 Columbia
Journalism Review.
Caste and Class at The Washington Post
By Ivan G.
Goldman
One day in 1971 when I was twenty-eight years old a hot apricot pit fell into my lap. It flipped out of my dessert saucer as I ate lunch with my bosses Ben Bradlee, executive editor of The Washington Post, and its now-deceased publisher, Katharine Graham. I was the goalpost, so to speak, and they were on the sidelines, one at each elbow. I’d seen trouble ahead as soon as an otherwise kindly server dished a hot apricot into my saucer. Never before had I been served anything so foreign, and I had no idea how to eat it. As I looked for clues from Bradlee and Graham, (pictured above) I made a wrong move with my spoon and the pit popped into my lap like an enemy grenade. I knew I should do something, but what? As Graham and Bradlee pretended they weren’t watching, the pit chomped its way through my career like Pac-man. After too many moments it finally occurred to me that I should pick the pit up with my fingers and place it in the saucer, which I did. But full recovery took many years. Each time I replayed the event in my mind it made me acutely aware that my father belonged to the Amalgamated Meat Cutters and Butcher Workmen union and I’d graduated from Southern Illinois University — one of those directional schools that had been shaped out of a state-run teachers college.
It’s difficult to convey how
imposing Graham and Bradlee were to me at the time. Graham was like Katharine
Hepburn on one of her best days — stately, sophisticated, and, I thought,
utterly unapproachable. Bradlee was exactly what he appeared to be — a Brahmin
prince with talent. He used to classify his employees into two groups — losers
and pains in the ass. Most days he preferred the pains in the ass. If there is
such a thing as a newspaper genius, Bradlee was it. He had to make dozens of
tough decisions daily, and there was no time to appoint committees. Over and
over, he decided correctly. He embraced that day-to-day pressure, and at night
would hit the Washington social
scene with every hair in place. Although he was an aristocrat down to his toes,
his New
England family
lost its money in the crash of 1929. Subsequently, his father sat around the
house in a tie with no place to go, a kind of male version of Blanche DuBois,
but he depended on the kindness of relatives instead of strangers. I knew that
Bradlee, a Harvard grad, had served as a wartime officer on a Navy destroyer,
spoke French, and probably played all the upper-class sports in prep school.
Some years earlier in his career, he’d placed representatives of Newsweek and
the Post into the same room and made a match. Although his finder’s fee was
never disclosed, for the rest of his life he could buy tailored suits and
holiday wherever he liked.
As a reporter I had already managed to deal with senators,
leading entertainers, and other celebrities. But I’d never worked for any of
them. Besides, they were all imitations compared to Bradlee. I had never known
anyone remotely like him, and he scared the hell out of me.
Graham and Bradlee were having
lunch with me and two or three other reporters as part of some kind of
rotation, but I don’t think everyone on staff was part of the rotation. I don’t
know precisely why I was picked. Clearly they were making mental notes on our
future. We were in a private area of the Post building, where Graham had a suite
of rooms that included a kitchen. Everything was done by servants in white
uniforms. Everything smelled good and expensive.
Another reporter at the table had been hired around the same
time as I was. A privileged WASP Yalie, he demanded to know from Bradlee why
the Post wasn’t being recycled. He cut through all those imposing surroundings
like a razor. Neither subservient nor obnoxious, he made Bradlee comfortable.
They talked together like two old chums. I know it sounds odd, but at the time,
I wasn’t quite sure what recycling even was, so I had to stay out of the
conversation and hope no one would try to include me. Recycling materials for
use later was one of those issues taken up by people who had the leisure to
think about such matters. During college I had spent my summers in Chicago working as
a switchman for the Illinois Central Railroad. I remember wondering how college
students registering African American voters in the South could spend entire
summers without pulling down a paycheck. But it sounded far more enticing than
dodging a runaway boxcar in a lonely freight yard at 2
a.m.
Back in Chicago my father, Sidney
Goldman, had owned a small grocery, but it went under after he became
chronically ill with heart disease. He subsequently was employed as a butcher,
but jobs were sporadic because he could no longer lift big sides of beef. He
had grown up in Lithuania . As an
infant, he came down with some kind of pox that savaged even his eyeballs. His
parents couldn’t afford a doctor, so they took him to a folk healer instead. He
remained blind until the age of four, when the pox mysteriously went away. As a
young man he’d escaped Lithuania to
avoid serving in the army of a nation that he considered hopelessly
anti-Semitic.
When my mother, Shirley Balaban,
was thirteen, she and her older sister Sonia fled their Russian village in the
middle of the night after a Christian friend warned my grandfather of an
imminent pogrom. My mother and Aunt Sonia somehow made it to America but
never saw their parents again. This was our family’s personal experience with a
dictatorship of the proletariat. My parents loved America with
no less passion than Ensign Ben Bradlee, who crammed all his courses at Harvard
into three years so he could get into the war. My dad always called the
government “Uncle Sam,” speaking of it as a living, breathing, kindly entity.
Southern Illinois University provided
me with an excellent education, but my degree didn’t add up to much at the
Post, where at least half my co-workers were Ivy Leaguers. I grew up with
friends who would see something they liked in a store window and just break the
glass and grab it. They didn’t even warn me, and I’d have to run like hell.
When I was a teenager we used to steal our winter coats from rich kids at the University of Chicago .
My first newspaper, The Kansas
City Star, was a wonderful training ground. We were all keenly aware that
Hemingway had been a reporter there before he joined the Red Cross ambulance
service in Italy .
The newsroom teemed with fascinating characters. My city editor had played a
jazz trumpet during the twenties. Like so many entertainers of the time, he
became friends with the mob guys who supplied the booze and owned many of the
nightclubs. He introduced me to twelve-year-old Scotch. Our hangout was a bar
owned by a tough old guy with a dry wit who’d earned the name Speed during
Prohibition because he manned the shotgun on bootlegging runs.
After putting the paper to bed
we’d sit in Speed’s in coats and ties and greet a steady stream of other
regulars — TV news people, hoods who always minded their manners in Speed’s,
and politicians. One was a nattily dressed probate judge who’d buy a round as
soon as he came through the door. In Missouri ,
if someone died without a will, the probate judge would get a piece of the
estate. “These drinks come courtesy of all those widows and orphans,” the city
editor would say, and the judge would just laugh.
Young women thought I had a cool
job. It made me feel like Alan Ladd. I actually wore a trench coat. My
specialty, if I had one, was writing feature stories about people in lower
socioeconomic circumstances. When I’d been on staff nearly three years, a
reader suggested I learn what it was like to try reentering society after a term
at the Missouri State Penitentiary in Jefferson City . The editors
liked the idea, and I agreed to do it. With the cooperation of prison
officials, I roamed around the prison one day to get a feel for what ex-cons
left behind. This included the old, broken-down gym where inmate Sonny Liston
learned to box.
Wearing the same work clothes
given to departing cons, I left Jefferson City with the
typical $50 farewell stipend, minus the price of a Greyhound ticket to Kansas City . Posing as an
ex-con, I looked for a job at the state employment office and day labor
agencies, stayed in a flop hotel where the beds were so filthy I elected to
sleep on the floor, ate in shabby diners, and finally found a job bussing
dishes in a cafeteria. Throughout the experience, not one person smiled or
spoke a kind word to me. When I got home, showered, and returned to the office,
I wrote a story that was given huge play and made a big hit around town.
I sent the story to the Post,
along with some others. Metropolitan editor Harry Rosenfeld loved the ex-con
story. He invited me out for interviews. During my ten minutes with Bradlee, he
was neither friendly nor hostile. He wanted to know the last book I’d read. He
finally concluded our session by saying, “Hell, if Harry wants you, I guess he
can have you.” I didn’t read this as a ringing endorsement. But I also recall
he and many of the others loved the idea that I’d worked as a switchman, a
steelworker, and a cab driver.
At one point I was
gang-interviewed by several higher-ups. Playing good cop, bad cop, they
alternated sweetness and challenge. Then Andrew Barnes, a Harvard grad who
would later become chairman and CEO of the St. Petersburg Times, looked up from
my résumé and said, “Southern Illinois University. What was that like?” He
asked it the same way one might ask a Watusi tribesman what it’s like to drink
blood from the veins of cattle. As I stammered out some kind of response, Harry
interrupted with another question to kill the tension.
So at the age of twenty-seven, I
became a Washington Post reporter. But the paper didn’t lay out a red carpet
for new reporters. My immediate superior, Bart Barnes, was a Yalie who wouldn’t
give me much to do, and I knew if I couldn’t put out something impressive
during the six-month probationary period I’d be let go. One day I came back
from the District of Columbia jail with
notes I’d taken on an alcoholic inmate. I knew I could craft it into something.
Barnes didn’t even want to hear about it. “You’ve got three inches,” he told
me. “We’re swamped with good stories today.” I realized that for reasons known
only to him, he was steering me straight into the six-month junk heap.
Earlier I’d heard that Leonard
Downie Jr., the assistant metropolitan editor, had been a terrific writer
before turning editor. In fact, he was a boy genius with two books under his
belt by the time he was twenty-two. Taking a big chance, I went over Barnes’s
head to Downie and told him I had the makings of an excellent feature story,
that Barnes wouldn’t let me write it, and it would be dead after today. For all
I knew Downie was Barnes’s best friend and this would earn me my last kick out
the door. “Okay, write sixteen inches and I’ll look at it,” he said, “but I
don’t promise anything.” Next morning the story and accompanying photo were
played prominently on the front of the Metro section. I’d come off the bench to
score.
Bradlee called people like me
“wordsmiths,” his way of disparaging and complimenting someone at the same
time. He wasn’t much of a stylist himself, and made his career by getting the
right information and putting it together fast. But he knew he needed feature
writers like me, Tom Huth, Hank Burchard, Carl Bernstein, and (Bradlee’s future
wife) Sally Quinn. We were condiments he served with the main dish. The
incident with Barnes and Downie taught me the number one Post rule — get a good
story. That would overcome just about any of a reporter’s faults. Famous
screw-up Carl Bernstein had once left a rental car at the airport and forgotten
about it. A huge bill came weeks later. But he was too good a writer to fire.
Graham and Bradlee wanted to publish the greatest paper in America ,
and they knew they wouldn’t get there by hiring a friend’s nephew or niece.
Each spot on the payroll was precious, a weapon to defeat the threat of
mediocrity.
But if you didn’t butt your way
toward the front of the line, you wouldn’t get there. If you weren’t
aggressive, talent was of little use at the Post. During my three years there,
I never met a new employee who wasn’t outstanding in some way. But many of them
weren’t nimble or tough enough to smash through the impediments and were let go
after six months.
Once my editors learned I might
turn moths into butterflies, they listened to me more carefully. For a while I
even got to cover the House of Representatives. Everyone took my calls because
I was a Washington Post reporter. Yet all this time I felt an inner anguish I
could neither understand nor extinguish. I was surrounded by reporters, male
and female, who were younger versions of Bradlee — supersophisticated, very
capable people who dropped conversational tidbits about kicking back at the
Hamptons and Martha’s Vineyard, who knew all about wines and fabrics and lakes
in Italy. They carried cloth handkerchiefs and could distinguish one school tie
from another.
I quickly understood that my
clothes and manner of speaking, even the food I ordered in restaurants, were
hopelessly pedestrian. I had thought I’d graduated seamlessly into the middle
class, but at the Post I learned I was a clumsy imposter. I could fool neither
those around me nor myself. Other younger employees could find mentors in the
upper reaches of the Post to help them through difficulties, but I had no idea
how to do any of that. It took six months for Henry Higgins to mold Eliza
Doolittle into a duchess. If a Higgins was around, I had no idea how to find
him. I didn’t even know I should be looking.
Much later, after I left the Post,
I gradually came to understand more about my experience. There’s something
called the imposter syndrome. When people advance quickly, they can create a
gap between how others see them and how they see themselves. They believe
they’re protecting the secret of terrible inadequacies and are in constant fear
they will be unmasked. It’s quite common among, for example, world-famous
boxers, who generally come from the lowest socioeconomic stratum. When they
suddenly start earning millions, they feel unworthy.
When I decided to leave the Post, the
editors didn’t understand it. People resigned, of course, but always to go on
to something better — to a high-paying p.r. gig or a column or a think tank.
Not me. While journalists from all over the world were beating at the door, I
was just walking away. Sensing a personal problem, they offered me a leave of
absence to get my thoughts together. No thanks, I said, diving into an empty
pool. I couldn’t endure any more hot apricot pits. It wasn’t too much later
that I found myself working as a roofer in Aspen, Colorado, carrying buckets of
hot tar up a ladder.
Eventually I would work my way
back into journalism, and find the niche I should have been looking for many
years earlier. I became a boxing writer. I learned that ethics-challenged
insiders like Don King are not the essence of prizefighting. They’re just
jackals nipping at the edges. Prizefighters themselves are, for the most part,
some of the kindest, most genuine people I’ve known. Though they typically come
from a delinquent background, the nearly impossible demands of their training
regimen drain them of hostility outside the ring and turn them into gentle
warriors, sometimes witty, often wise.
Interaction with them on a regular
basis helped me understand myself. Should an apricot fall in my lap again, I’m
confident I could react reasonably well. But I don’t beat myself up over the
choices I’ve made. I doubt many of us are happy with every decision we’ve
reached when life presented us with a fork in the road. That’s why we identify
with Marlon Brando’s Terry Malloy, who cries in the rear of a New
York taxi that
he could have had class, he could have been a contender.
Monday, November 30, 2015
Sunday, November 15, 2015
LETTER FROM PARIS
My publisher Martin Shepard of the Permanent Press asked me to describe our experiences that terrible Friday night in Paris, where my wife Connie and I were on vacation. This is that letter, written the next morning.
By Ivan G. Goldman
By Ivan G. Goldman
Marty,
I want to make clear that Connie and I have no complaints. Any
minor inconveniences we experienced are nothing in the face of such tragedy,
but I will try to clue you in a little as to what it’s been like to be in the
city at this terrible time. We were out and about when all this happened Friday
night. First, we saw no panic. Confusion yes, but no one running around in
hysterics. The mood has been somber. There are few roadmaps to follow in such
cases.
We’re staying in an Airbnb apartment in the 6th
arrondisement on the Left
Bank . The
shithead perpetrators mounted their attacks on the Right Bank , where we happened to be Friday night. We were trying to choose
between two restaurants for dinner. One was a little place in the Place
Republique area where much of the horror unfolded, but finally we settled on the
other place near Place Madeleine, not as close. After a nice dinner we strolled
around absorbing the Friday night excitement of life in this great city. I
recall passing Harry’s New York Bar on rue Daunou, a place that used to be so
thick with cigar smoke it reminded me of Army gas mask training. Now all of indoor
Paris is smoke-free. But Harry’s is still someone’s crowded, obnoxious
idea of what a New
York bar is
supposed to be. Anyway, we kept moving, and at some point noticed one of those
beautiful old four-star hotels we can’t afford to stay in. Called the Westminster or something. We ducked in and found the bar. It was suitably swanky
and moderately filled with smug, skinny hotel guests. Lots of polished old wood
and books on the shelves. Kind of like the British Library with an expensive
menu. Great jazzy piano and bass combo in the corner. I find it’s usually
better to sit at the bar in such places, and that’s where we headed. The
round-faced, middle-aged barman wore an expensive suit and spoke British
English but was Parisian down to the ground. No, that doesn’t mean impolite. I
like Parisians, big-city folks who don’t suffer fools gladly. He served Connie
a fantastic red wine and found me my scotch, pouring generously. We discussed
booze habits in Asia and the Middle
East . Later,
as we were finishing our drinks his face took on a peculiar mien and he told us
terrorists had just gunned down 26 young people in a Paris restaurant around Republique. That’s how the news streamed all
night. It would spill out in new chunks of horror, numbers and details changing.
You could see most people in the room didn’t know yet. They still
wore smiles. The barman, as I paid him, seemed to blame Obama. Complained that
Obama said it would take 10 years to defeat Isis . I felt sorry for this poor dumb bastard but told him immediately
and heatedly that Bush, Rumsfeld, & Cheney created Isis when they invaded the wrong country, that I didn’t mind him
blaming Americans, but he was blaming the wrong American. What about the
confessed torturers? He apologized and I did too. “You’re a Parisian and your
city has been attacked,” I said. “If you weren’t upset you’d have to be nuts.”
I always admired the French for not following us blindly into Iraq like Tony the Poodle Blair. The Brits are our friends and would
follow us into hell, but we should also value the friendship of someone willing
to warn us against making a terrible mistake.
We knew the authorities were closing up the city. The barman told
us we’d never find a cab, assuming that if we were rich enough to drink in that
bar we wouldn’t ride underground with common folk. Anyway, we all figured the
Metro would be shut down as authorities tried to close off a getaway for the
shitheads. Connie and I decided to start walking toward the river. We were
staying a good two miles away. When we got to Opera, a busy hub with a big
Metro station underneath, Connie wanted to see if the Metro was running. I
wasn’t crazy about going down there because if there’s shooting, you’ve got
nowhere to run in a subway. We descended the steps.
Lots of people down there. It’s not terribly far from Republique.
People along the track pacing or
clustered around smart phones. Sad. Our train didn’t have to pass Republique. Amazingly,
it showed up. Crowded, as always on a Friday night. Standing room only. I found
myself staring down at a man I assumed was an Arab. He looked up and flashed a
long, sickly smile, whether ingratiating or mocking I could not tell, but I
knew I’d been wrong to stare. A couple stations down the line the train stopped
and an announcer asked everyone to get off, which we did in quick, orderly
fashion. Standing there along the track as our train left, we didn’t know if we
were trapped down there or another train would come. Lots of possibilities.
Everyone still clustered around smart phones. A young woman heard Connie and me
speaking English and approached. She was Canadian, but her French was no better
than ours. She had a long way to go, the end of the line. We told her if they
let us out of the station she could sleep on our sofa. By this time we were
hearing about explosions and the big soccer game. But after a while another
train stopped for us. We wished one another luck and Connie and I got out at
our station, Sevres Babylone, near St. Germaine. The brasserie on the corner
was defiantly open, with local folks gathering in solidarity. But we knew
authorities were asking everyone to stay inside, and it was around midnight . We made it into our apartment and began following the news with
everyone else, watching witnesses, cops, inert bodies on the streets. They’d
closed at least a third of the Metro. We learned they were also closing borders
and airports, but we weren’t terribly concerned even though we were supposed to
go home in four days. When there are body bags right
across the river, you can't worry so much about your piddling little problems. Soon
would come the funerals and then the response of the civilized world.
Goldman’s 5th novel The Debtor Class is a 'gripping ...triumphant read,' says Publishers Weekly. A future cult classic with 'howlingly funny dialogue,' says Booklist. Available in April from Permanent Press wherever fine books are sold. Goldman is a New York Times best-selling author.
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